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01:54pm 24/01/2007
  the new hella is coming out january 30th. for a sample click here.

psyched!!!!!!!		  
     

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03:50pm 19/01/2007
  you know when your cell phone will cause your speakers to beep? my cell phone beeping caused my wireless mouse to scroll down in an explorer window!! it would scroll down everytime it beeped. before I realized what was happening it really freaked me out. my cellphone beeping also causes me monitors to freak out and get all crazy.

i'm working on a website for a dominatrix. wtf		  
     

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01:46pm 18/01/2007
  OMG.

A client called my work today and asked for me. I answered the phone expecting some sort of request in regards to his website. Instead, I was gifted with a lengthy story about his sexual exploits.

WTF.		  
     

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02:08pm 10/01/2007
  i just saw a scanner darkly. i found it tremendously moving.

see it.		  
     

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03:37pm 09/01/2007
  it seems that everytime I hear an overtly obnoxious song coming from the front office at my work, it is invariably written by a band called "BuckCherry."

I seriously wish someone would kill this entire band. it's literally the worst music I've ever heard in my entire life. don't believe me?

http://www.myspace.com/buckcherry

I DARE YOU!!!!!!		  
     

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05:06pm 14/12/2006
 

i can think of a couple reasons why the people in this video might think that they are nuts.		  
     

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ARIZONA GREEN TEA ENERGY DRINK   
04:14pm 14/12/2006
 
music: amon duul - only human
http://www.arizonabev.com/csr/home.asp

the arizona iced tea site looks like my parents living room after we moved to nevada. what is it about moving to the southwest that makes people want to cover everything in teal wolves?

do you remember the first time you ever had a red bull and it tasted like garbage? but 20 minutes later when you were doing one-armed pushups and breaking bricks over your face you knew you would never be the same? slowly you learned to deal with the pungent bite of every sip knowing soon a hulklike creature would emerge in your place?

well i'm drinking arizona green tea energy drink. it's like a regular arizona green tea, but with that nasty bite you would hate if it didn't infuse you with crackhead-like vigor.

30 years from now I'm going to grow tentacles from drinking this swill, and I shall welcome the day.

  
     

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08:34pm 11/12/2006
  does the fact that metal is made by dudes for dudes make it homosexual?

war of the worlds is fucking awful.		  
     

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05:53pm 15/11/2006
  CLICK THE CHARACTERS FOR A SURPRISE!!!

WORK IS BLAH

I seem to remember putting so much time into blogs. now I just shit them out. oh well fuck it!

OH YEA THIS IS ME



THANKZ BYE!		  
     

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04:40pm 02/11/2006
  has anyone else noticed that the messages people leave on youtube are the most unbelievably stupid things ever written? it never fails. just scroll down from a video and invariably there will be a treasure trove of stupidity for you to gaze upon.

work is seriously gay. i don't think i'll ever work a job i don't hate.		  
     

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02:22pm 27/10/2006
  sophia is gone for 2 months. i'm attempting to grow accustomed to a strange emptiness in my chest cavity.

this town is killing me.		  
     

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03:02pm 10/10/2006
  LINK.

so. keep in mind i was getting paid to act like this. teehee. i had no idea i seemed so gay as a vulcan. (i'm towards the end in the clip.)		  
     

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04:53pm 02/10/2006
  if you split the cost of the iraq war up amongst every citizen of the US, it would cost 1700$ a person.  
     

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01:02pm 26/09/2006
  i've got a jello biafra 7" from about 12 years ago or so called "die for oil sucker."

hey! heres the mp3.

LINK!

oh, it's about bush #1 era. teehee. the more I read the press the more I think we're fucked.		  
     

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01:16pm 13/09/2006
  so they listen to Xtreme radio in the front office at my work, and every once in a while this insanely comically bad song comes on. I asked the secretary what it was and apparently it's "Audioslave." It's fucking hilarious. FUCKING HILARIOUS. let me see if I can find a link. I chuckle everytime it comes on.

hahahahahahahaha listen to this garbage. http://www.myspace.com/audioslave

"Original Fire" is the song. jesus christ. i am so bored.		  
     

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01:14pm 08/09/2006
  so, I had a job interview with a gay porn company yesterday. they're going to pay me $5000 a shoot!!!

jus' playin. ;0 :) :P

i'm actually going to be their designer. i will create print collateral with studly mens on it. they will pay me heartily.

other than that things are peachy. I did the ultimate rendition of metallica - enter sandman at the golden palm last night, motherfuckers lost their shit.

that's about it. gay porn and metallica. i had a dream my band played a show. it brought me great joy.		  
     

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03:41pm 06/09/2006
  there was a time when I did not have all the answers. that time has passed. LINK

does the fact that I really enjoy test icicles make me totally gay? I sure hope so, because I could sure go for a fat shlong right about now.

work is gay. i'm literally doing nothing right now but writing this and listening to test icicles. I want to record music. that is all.		  
     

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04:16pm 01/09/2006
  what I wouldn't give to have a unicorn cupping my breasts, nibbling gently on my shoulder....

dude, whilst at work, instead of working, I spent 3 hours doing css and making raptors dolphins unicorns and wizards. here is the end result.

BOREDOM IS LEET. i wanna record music and play synthesizer. thanks bye!		  
     

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02:46pm 25/08/2006
  i just saw a tranny that looked like perry farrell in drag. it literally startled me. i'm fairly certain no one really reads this trash anymore. fuck a duck!!!  
     

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01:27pm 24/08/2006
 

<3 U GUYZ		  
     

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